My Christmas, I'm Just Telling You That So You Know How Dumb That Was

"I cut up the entire like two pounds of bacon and put it all in there without her looking. And next thing she knows, she's like, oh my gosh, this is so much bacon," he said. "It did not same five minutes was when I took a selfie with and I posted it on my Instagram and I said, I said about, you know, I approve or something like that."