How to Get Denied a Marriage Application

"I'm so fat when I jog my ass hairs tie in a knot. Yeah, you don't even know what's happening," he says. "You get in a shower, get a handful of soap, give yourself a little credit card action, and you get denied." He was on vacation with his wife but it wouldn't come free while they were away from home. She gave him a pocket knife to cut the hair off her head.