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How NOT To Do Long Distance Relationships

U Up?

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I Hate Raccoons

He used a pillow case to pick up the dead raccoon and stick it in the box. He then shoved down the hallway, away from his room. Thanks to this awkward sexual encounter, an entire group of senior guys referred to me as raccoon girl for the remainder of my freshman year. And i now hate raccoons. Yours, raccoon girl.

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