How to Date a Girl Who Wants to Date You

"If you agree to date me right now I have three fourths of a German chocolate cake for my mom made and she left me to be my girlfriend," he writes. "Our first date will include some of this cake that my mom made me a left at my apartment  I will save some for you but I get the last piece because my mommy made it yep" He adds: "There should be a special indicator on every dating file ... if there's a green light it means hey I'm gonna stew on right now right nowYou're gonna be doing a lot of updates just like one day later."