I Hate When You Take a Hit in Public

"I hate if I'm taking a shit in public it's an emergency right right and the aggressive knock it really tightens your butthole you're like I need to be relaxed here and you're doing the opposite," he says. "What's up with the crack in the door it's like a full quarter inch oh you mean in a in a stall in a stall yeah"'Every every door should have the airplane vacant note' 'We've all had that like timid guy in front of us in the bathroom line who's like someone's in there'" ''He left the camera phone on his desk so women are like he doesn't see doesn't see I'm not gonna finish the