The Afterlife and the Seven Dragons

Hank, also the name Hank. Always the first thing. With all these strange creatures and this fantastical world, why do you immediately assume that food is another dimension rather than the afterlife? Maybe you died in that Burger King parking lot and food is heaven. And if you are dead, what does that mean about this email? Are you really still communicating with Earth even though you are dead like a ghost? Or am I? It's tough to know what's real, right? The other thing we both know for certain, if this theory is true, Don is probably God chew on that.