The Problem With Burgers

Lettuce and tomato hamburgers in this town that don't quite make it. Let's call a burger place and ask them if they're getting tired of a, well, only we could just play it for them. You say you'd like your hamburger hot and your lettuce and tomato cool and crisp all at the same time. That's what I've been, that's what people want. But also it's like, as soon as you put it on the burger, it's gonna, like, I don't understand.