Isaac Newton's Laws of Action, Reaction on the Ice

When i was a child, i used to watch these ice skaters perform these magical feats on ice. So i said to myself, i can learn how toi skate. I can teach my kids. Took me a few years, but here i finally got the hang of it. On the rink, everything is completely wiped out. Friction and bumps and all the agonies of life totally gone. There you are. It's pure. It's instinctive. And that's why i commune with the universe when i go i skating. Professor vicc tac will be back in two weeks for an interview with poet Hanif abdul rachib. Do let me know