Introduction

Hollywood actor Colin Farrell sent in a poem called When I Use the Car Wash by Colin Farrell. It's more of a meditation than a piece of prose, but he delivered this to me by folding it up into a paper airplane and aiming at my iris. The only place that I know that word from as well is the back of a kind of deodorant. Do not spray this on the Aino-Genital region or the bars as we call it in Limerick or Stinker's Bridget's song.