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489: No Such Thing As A Quiet Whitsuntide

No Such Thing As A Fish

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The Benefits of Condoms

The idea is that it redirects the hokey cokey with you. It redirects the semen to go up the spine, through the chakras and into the brain. You can also use condoms as a bungee rope. How much weight can they take? Short bungee. They can take the weight of Carlo Mosca Donioso who did a 30-meter bungee jump using a string of 18,500 condoms. That's a... Mr and Mrs Murray? LAUGHTER

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