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Every Available Surface

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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How to Lose Your Virginity in a Sub

If you were a 15-year-old trapped on a sub with your dad, would you rather lose your virginity to somebody in the sub or watch your dad bang vigorously until the oxygen ran out? In this scenario, and Greg, I'm going to ask you, even though you did not write, you're not Billy, is there a woman on the sub? Or are we talking virginity? Are we just trying to check that box in any way you can? Well, because this seems specific. It's true, it is dark in the sub, so you wouldn't give a flying fuck. One girl, two other dudes. Is there a robot with a penis? I don't

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