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The Importance of Sleep Deprivation
After trying several therapists my parents took me to see Dr. Dan. He was weird but good weird Brainy and jovial And these big blue eyes That were always vibrating back and forth from nystagmus The rest of him vibrated too I mean his personality Vibrated You know he was awkward And he did Homer Simpson impressions. After our first session he asked me why I was there And I said everyone thinks I'm a fucking loser And he said what makes you say that? And I said well on the way here my mom said Jill your f****** loser But then he did something I had never seen a therapist do before He laughed And I laughed And session