The Importance of Dressing Sexily

Do people dress sexily? I mean it's just... It's normally just all black but it could be like skin tight or short dresses. No, cleavage or anything. We're speaking here straight men. You know what I've never seen? And I've seen it in all the movies where they wear that like fucking fish net over their face. Like put that... That's for weddings. But anyway, yeah so guys are trying to fuck at funerals. Can I ask you a question? Of all the funerals you've been to which one do you think you had the best chance of getting laid?