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Way Down in the Hole

Rude Tales of Magic

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Hot Roddy's Guide to the Caves

hot roddy leads you deeper and deeper into the caves he's clearly upset and so he's booking it moving at that rapid pace usually reserved for dads at disney world. You see inverted tree tops of a vast underground forest with strange albino multi-limbed creatures moving throughout vast football field-sized cave paintings of indescribably lewd acts tower above you as you venture across natural bridges that force you into a humiliating single file formation. "Why don't you eat shit my fist your ass we're talking going out to dinner that's what this is gonna be i'm gonna take you outside and show you what it's all made of you pieces of shit"

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