How to Give a Name to a Coffee Place

I'm not neurotic, Brady. That's a slanderous representation of just me wanting things the way that I want them to be. You get to Starbucks and lean over for that secret look at their instructions and they've got just this sort of grainy CCTV picture of your face. And like if this guy comes in, don't touch the hole. Make sure he gets his cream the way he wants it. There's a whole list of things. Give him a hot stopper. Don't look him in the eyes. Don't say his name. As long as the final two instructions are, don't look him  in the eyes. My guess is Ben. But no