The History of Mandarin Orange Slices

When Genghis Khan ruled the earth, everybody was speaking some type of Mandarin native language. You got to get some citrus in or else you're going to cramp up. Apparently when I was a little kid, I used to eat so many Mandarin orange slices that I would get violent diarrhea on swing sets. And he canned fruit. He used to save the fruit cocktail liquid and sip it. Make that last. Put that into an empty Capri Sun bag. That was insane.