What Happened to the Queen of England?

The queen isn't dead, ill start there. She's very much alive, as you know. For ports swiftlyi came in to let us know after this made its rounds. And i think most of us are just curious as to how and why. Of all the news s, and i'm being very generous here, some random homosexual in california is going to get the scoop on the queen. Die now. I'm dying the death of this monarch.