The Year of the Pig

King William's coronation will be streamed live, but by then each royal will have a different deal with a different broadcaster. Meanwhile, Britain's one remaining cinema has Vin Diesel starring in Fast and Furious 46, under his new name, Vin Highbridge. By this time, the solar system has been colonised by billionaires. Elon Musk has a base on Mars, which is anxiously awaiting the moment its supply rocket can finally take off from the earth without blowing up. Jeff Bezos owns the moon, with a crater on the dark side, supposedly full of all the Amazon parcels never delivered.