The Conspiracy Theory of Sharpy Color

i believe in this conspiracy theory where certain colors of sharpy last longer than other colors of sharp no, they do. I've signed my name four ed 75 thousand times while sitting in my basement. And the reason sharpy is sharpy, and other permanent markers aren't is because, like, sharpy made a better mouse trap in this case of permanent marker. But anyway, it just, it reminded me of that because i think so much about sharpys and like the thickness of lines, and whether the paper sticks together,. There are a lot of people who feel that way about paper.