The Best Homemade Bidet

I hope all of these are treats. I'm sure it's a trick. This is up there with like, oh, if you have so much dirt on your four arms, you're going to start growing trees. How has nobody done that on YouTube? Yeah, guys, well, I like to pitch. But the best homemade bidet I could think of was Coke and Mentos. And one on came up with on vacation was called Will It Badde,. A twist on the classic Rhett and Link format.