The First Salad in Ohio

Every and every restaurant in ohio, simultaneously, a person made the first salad. They looked at it and they said, oke, but where's the food? And then they looked over to the cracker packages,. Well, soup gets a cracker package. And that's kind of like a free bee. I feel like they're going to want something in this that's food. So here have a, have a plastic square of pure white bleached flour. That's one explanation. The more likely explanation is that by the time salads got to ohio, in, i'm guessing, like 19 91, they'd heard about crutons. But they were like, what