How to Be a Successful 3D Artist

I don't want to be a Jaffa cat. You'd pass out in your own vomit on the floor of your room and you wouldn't wake up for like three days after eating it. I think my dream job would be that guy that animates all those stupid pig vacuums or farm yards. Those are really dumb stuff. But eventually you know deadline stuff like that you'd probably get like it's stressed out. Then you'd start hating it.