I Don't Feel Bad for Mariah Carey, I Just Feel Like, Who Is She?

I do not feel bad for Mariah Carey. That bitch makes billions of dollars every holiday season from that fucking song. If all I had to do was get up once a season and perform it and not even actually sing it, count me the fuck in. She's probably the one paying Nick Cannon's child support. But also in her defense, like singing that live at Rockefeller Center, it's probably so cold. My whole body wouldn't warm up. And my vocal cords would be like, uh-uh. Mm-mm. Oh my God. No, I don't do anything when it's cold. What Christmas outfit do you like? I personally would rather never go to