"I often, it's so funny how quickly you can make me think that I will love the least of these and the weirdos," he says. "That's exactly the kind of boy I had a crush on when I was in high school." His ex-wife used to work at a Barnes and Nobles; they're like 'high school jazz boys' who have shaggy hair and wear spandex. He has friends out here that are getting too far out for his taste: where it's like alien invasions and other galaxies and secret governments.