The Importance of Toilet Paper

i had this conversation the first time you stay in my house yes do not buy the cheapest toilet paper. we started walking around looking for the toilet paper that did not have some kind of added garbage on it. i object to being told that i'm overlooking a very valuable offer no and then i don't need you telling me well you know uh  you can get a the second box of maxi pads for you know just go pick up another one.