How to Be a Stand Up Comedian

I always knew I was going to be a stand up. My mom says she used to lock me in the back bedroom purposely, and you know, I'd smack my head up. That's what I see that on a purpose. So it's always like, you know, always kind of new. And we were called We Don't Know Yet. That was the name of our band. It just played cover cover cover cover songs like The Kings or the cheap trick or turning Japanese or shit like that. Very big fans of the Cheap trick. But I didn't play drums because I wanted to be in the front. You mean as a front man? No Uh-uh?" "Yeah