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Don't Take Your Bat Home
Wash all your clothes before use, because you don't know who's tried it on. Wash bedding at 60 degrees to kill the bacteria - but put other... But you're still breeding germs. Washing tea towels is not what a tea towel's for. Don't take your bat home when I'd have a little strobe. And apparently it's a Yorkshire phrase. Although not many people have heard this. It's a cricketing. Like, if you takeyour bat home, you're like walking off in a hut.
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