A Renventure Have Acquired Snapple Caps

A renventure have acquired snapple, oh, and has tassled you giant bomg with ing and creating new weak ship to put under the cap of every bottle of snapple. Some of them are not true. And it was allegedly supposed to be lik on purpose, like, oh, some of them are fact toids, and some of my fingers are toys. I believe this is the truth, that only, like, a certain amount of those things are real, yes?