The Paladin's Slap on the Wrist

"We've had a group of tattle tales. We've been screwed over by your party," says the game's DM. "I think that maybe it is because they respect you so much and can't take it though." The next case comes from someone named Jake MDM, who wants to meet a dinosaur in D&D. 'To meet one, meet one. I don't need to have it. I need it here.'