The World Should Have Warned Your Cup

This week, Bill Curtis reads for you three quotations from the news. If you can correctly identify or explain just two of them, you will win our prize. First up, a staff writer for The Onion: Skyler Higley. Next, he's a comedian touring the Midwest in late December; it's Josh Gondelman. And she'll be in St. Paul, Minnesota at the Fitzgerald Theater on Saturday, December 10th,. You can hear Paula Poundstone weekly on her podcast.