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Before the Plane Hits the Ground

The Jeselnik & Rosenthal Vanity Project

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The Mermaid in Puglia

I'm okay with her waiting couple days. Because there's a whole restaurant of people who saw this should happen. It's not like she had to come forward. They would have caught him anyway. I just think it's an insane situation and insane date. And this guy, I don't know what's going to happen to him, but it's not good for a state behavior. You know how like the worst bread flag on a date is like being mean to a waiter? If you get up and kill a fake parking lot attendant, it's worse. But the biggest red flag there is. Have you seen the mermaid?

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