You're listening to Comedy Central. Happy April 15th, it's Tax Day! Or as Wesley Snipes calls it, huh, what? What was I supposed to? Oh. Oh, I have to make a call. Of course, it's a mad rush. Everybody's scrambling to get their returns done by the deadline. It is a mess. I have a solution. Ladies and gentlemen, everybody is always scrambling at the last minute on April 15th to get their taxes done. So let's make tax day the 16th. That way everybody can just relax. Problem solved. Unless I have fundamentally misunderstood human nature. And I don't think I have. But this year tax day has some other kind of big surprises in store. Tax tea party day today.

So-called tea parties. Tea parties.

Tea parties. Hundreds of tea parties. Did you hear that, Mr. Bartholomew? A tea party! I hope we're invited. I'll bring my signature cucumber sandwiches. The secret is I use real cucumbers. It is that kind of tea party, right?