The Big Bee

Ming-Mong was our variant of the word minging. It's a funny thing to say about turds. Just sit in the centre of the toilet seat right down the middle, it's an easy target. No worries, no streaks straight into the water. Plops are good. Wagging a finger is not a good one. Plop is piss water on the ball sack. Choose life. I like this.