The Importance of Holding Your Breath

When does it happen when you're in a long-term relationship? When is that specific moment that you're able to fart in front of your partner? Because the first time it happens, you would never think about doing it ever, ever. I had no idea people were thinking about this. We are the weird minority. How can you just hold it? That's not a thing. You can't just- People are thoughtful About what I put in and what goes out and when it goes out. So are we in the wrong? I'm not saying that we're in the wrong. I think that we are a special sub-selfish humans. It's etiquette is a second language