What You'd Have to Believe in Order to Be Mad at Me

In order to be mad at me for my latest outrage, you would have to accept the following things. You'd have to believe that news about public figures is generally accurate. Even the friendliest story about me that was definitely not a hit piece called me a Democrat. The LA Times reported them a Democrat. Now it makes me wonder if they checked. Is there a way to check somebody's registration? Because it's entirely possible that the last time I registered it was Democrat. Oh, maybe so that's probably what they did, because they didn't ask me they just checked. I might actually be a registered Democrat. There's the last time he voted I voted Democrat, that was a