She Has Bad Tastes in Cities, but She Has Good Tastes in Scrubby Men

Mom loves Italy. She says that the only places she could ever live are New York City and Rome, which I think is wild because I think Rome sucks. And also, like New York City also not great. Philadelphia is right there. We're right here. It's such a good city. Go to Philadelphia, and I just said Gobirds. Like I feel like I should have- Yeah, Gobirds. That's what I was going for. But anyway, she has good tastes in yummy, yummy, scrubby men apparently. Mom and me. Well, there are a couple of Italian guys.