
Best of 2022 Part 1
Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast
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The Blood-Soaking Trail of Santa the Claus
"I've got a song for your book. Oh, great. It is referred to in every sentence!" "It's really a status! Every sentence!" 'This is called the blood-soaked trail of Santa the Claus' "'Clauspelled,' it didn't know if he was an idle hand situation.' And we all have third eyes, but... Yes. My editor would like that," says Ben Quiroga. "[Ben] thought overly scrutinizing every single thing that was set was the mood of the day." He then goes on to raps about how Mike Tyson should not be allowed to do what he does with his body.
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