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S3E7 - 'The Chocolate Fountain'

My Dad Wrote A Porno

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The Importance of Mind's Eye Transplants

Madeline laid Belinda on the side of the chocolate fountain pool and started to gracefully lick her body. Licking someone head to toe is a repulsive, b-unusual, and b-very, very rarely graceful. With her legs splayed wide, Madeline was able to lick Belinda's clitoris clean. Oh my God. Can you imagine? How did she die? She drowned in chocolate chocolates. Pissed off a tree. The Quantro variety. It would be the end of chocolate chocolate though.

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