Introduction

This episode is for regular listeners. So if your brand knew listener, this one might be a bit much. Or maybe you're ready for us. Maybe you want to go u barechest in the midday sun or get conkers deep in the steeple chase. This week's padcast was going to be about a feller called horace devere cole who walked around with a cow's odder sticking out of his pants so it looked like his dick. But then a very strange sequence of events happened to me earlier this week, which as bent the direction of this episode. I took it upon myself to make a blue velvet cake. It looks red, but it doesn't taste