The Ghost Noises of a Lift

Arsenal have some kind of bizarre system when it comes to us. The referee is invited to sketch someone's done it with coloured pencils at the side lower room. He can only do Granite Jaka. Some artists are like that, I can do him, I can't draw him. Who is better? Mark Flats or Paul Shaw? It's more a question of opinion. Eddie McElderick or Glenn Hilda? Oh better. Better. Maybe worse. Joseph Paul's come up with an unconventional quiz. A series of queries about your opinion on bit part players inspired by some of my first trips to hybrid in the 90s.