A Father's Day Stocking Stuffer

A hamster farmer of the year shirt is coming out next week. Only so many people can get one, and there will be a link for it on social media. After being a preper for so many years, i now give them an odds of surviving s h t f score based on their physical appearance instead,. did the same change in judgment. Happen to you guys? I just picture someone sitting on their porch, like, just watching people walk by at a survivable score of maybe, ye like, what does the scale at a scale look like?