Romance Novels for the Modern Age

Tommy: I feel like people that write romance novels, there's no way they're good in bed. You know what I mean? They're just fantasizing about being good in bed... That's all I do. It'd be funny if that's how all the guys in the Renaissance were. But just Tommy's. Just take a beer break because my neck hurts and pain in the ceiling. It's clear, it's a little pecker. And if you were with me, I would be nice to you and I would never be mean. There's females that are romance novel authors that make Instagram reels. One girl is like a hockey groupie. So she only writes