Drinking Old Fashioned?

I haven't been able to drink old fashioned since our friend Nish Kumar came to my house. We decided to make old fashions and I was really trying hard. After about three of them, honestly, just stuffing like a whole orange in a pint glass. Just pouring bourbon all the way. That's just a little hard to do. So when it's your house, either you can get away with saying, yeah, bitch, drink that. But I'll get the drink, it's because they've got people like guests in your house. Well, depends on the context. Yeah. Because my mom would trip. You know what I mean? Baby, you got something to drink