Introduction

Socrates: It's always a great pleasure for me to see such a large group of people, even though some of you are smaller than average in size. Lauren Winter has accomplished an awful lot in her extremely short life. I think it's really a pity that she couldn't have spaced all of that activity and bustle over the course of a normal lifespan. But for some of us, that's just not the hand that we're dealt, and we have to make the best of it.