How to Deal With a Dominatrix

"I got coached by a dominatrix to try to learn to be more powerful. She ended up like banging on my door with this big dude with the bill and I didn't answer." "She texted me the bill. So I text a response of like, I'll take care of the bill if you need the help, but also like stay away from me and my dog," he says. "This is escalated in a way I could not imagine"