How to Poop Better

A lot of women piss on the toilet and also shit, because they use the hover technique. To poo in a healthy way, you need to lift your legs up into a squat position. I recommend putting something under your feet when you do a poo. It's very easy; it's not disgusting. But we have to be careful - some famous people have died on the toilet. Do you know any of them? Elvis. Wasn't he eating a burger as well? Well, if any of the listeners know, let us know.