Do You Want to Know the Testimonials?

There's a bunch of magical bullshit on there. He sells these discs that you can put drinks on like a coaster. Okay, you can't sell cures and discs. It's a disc that you put a drink on and it's like metal or something and it magically makes the contents taste better. Do you want to hear the beginning of one of the tests? The testimonials for the disc? Of course!