The Last Song on Side B of Every Vinyl Record My Parents Own

As a seven year old I was in bed late at night quaking and mortal terror an adversarial relationship with the last song on side B of every record my parents own. My parents would always end on side B they'd never go to bed after finishing side A that's only halfway through the albumMy parents respected the album format Cindy Loper she's so unusual 1983 is T in the Sahara regrettably I don't care for T in theSahara by the police I love this song man T. Michael Jackson thriller forgive me how did I not start with Michael Jackson's slightly major hit 1982 album thriller that's my fault  I get more terrified toward the end of every record they play