The Joy of Watching an Animal Do Nothing

This is my favorite episode of anything ever recorded. Of any show ever recorded. What's better than the joy of just watching an animal do nothing? Nothing. I always feel like you have to name animals things that they are lacking. So if a horse is lacking pride you name him like king or queen. They're eyeballs look like caviar. Do not suck out their eyeballs. Caviar or taste like pussy? You heard it here first. This is actually like a wild metaphor for all of our negative DMs. The more vulnerable you are, the tougher you have to be on your exterior.