The Bacon Tree at Midday

I took my son to a birthday party at midday. We had the present already wrapped, which i placed on the table with other gifts. My son mounted around playing, and i made small talk with some parents. His mother-in-law is livid that we have an extra bacon tree in he house. I think it's because she was in d you know what i mean? Bas myself, was i some kind of gold plated? Can we just talk about stuff like that? This brings us onto a subject which has pissed me off for years. Rit, some people love the tup away back like some people do, know whati mean?